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THESE HERE ARE ALL OUR DIFFERENT GREEN LIVING PRODUCTS, SUPPLIES, SERVICES & OUR INFORMATION SUBJECTS, LISTED FROM A - Z AND INNOVATIONS WAY BEYOND, THAT WE HAVE MADE AVAILABLE TO YOU !

JUST CLICK ON ANY ONE OF THESE TEXT LINKS BELOW TO GO TO THE INFORMATION PAGES FOR THAT THERE PARTICULAR  ITEM !   THANKS...


*Note* ! -We Are Authorized TEXAS & OKLAHOMA     Sales Dealers, Installers, Service Technicians, Your Support & Supplies Outlet For ALL These Products Lines That Are Listed Below !  Marked *WITH* !

*Note* ! -We Are The Manufacturer, Builders, Owners OR Business REPS of These Products Lines & Misc. Services That Are Listed Below ! 
They Are Marked *WITH* ! or REP !

*SOON TO BE ADDED TO OUR PORTFOLIO...

                                                                                             
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J-           JUST FOR FUN !  -  Funny Jokes & Stories that I've Received...

Self Explanatory... Redneck Humor - Hmmm, Car or Cow ???








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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY.

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door:
 
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
 
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
 
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however.. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
 
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
 
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell or lick the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough !
 
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
 
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't. 
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. 
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 
(4) To you, they are animals.
To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak back.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids (or wives by that matter ;~)  because they: 
(1) eat less, 
(2) don't ask for money all the time, 
(3) are easier to train, 
(4) normally come when called, 
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't smoke or drink, 
(7) don't want to wear your clothes, 
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions, 
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and 
(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell off their children ...

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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.

Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?  

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.


"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie.

"She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had handcuffs and ropes on the bed! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said 'do what ever you want.'

"So here I am."

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The real reason we quit traveling.         Hay !!!!!!!!! EH

The LAST ARGUMENT !


OK HONEY !    

Yes, We're Finally Here !    

But, I Already Said I Was Sorry a Number of Times !!    

YES DEAR,  It's OK,  You Can Come Out Now !!!


Last Argument







Political Humor or Not So Funny ?  
72 Virgins ???






Deer Hunting after an Obama Gun Ban...

Deer Trap?

SUPPORT ALL HUNTERS RIGHTS & Our Constitutional Rights to Own & Bare Fire Arms - Of ALL KINDS !!!



 

 
                            *JUNK &/Or SALVAGE* ? -  Pointers on How-To Salvage & Restore & Re-Cycle Your Old Stuff - More Coming Soon !
And Remember - One Man's Junk ? - IS Another Man's Gold !!!
Junk or Salvage ?

 

 

 

 
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*Kinetic Energy Devices
 - Products & Info Coming Soon !
                   The Energy of or in Movement & Pressure...
                Wave Action Generators & Lighting Systems are Coming,
               There's A Lot of Water / Lakes In & Around These Parts !!!
                How would you like getting Free Electric Power from them boats
                 passing or the winds kicking up those waves ? And that's just
                the Tip of the Ice Burg in this area of Free Energies...

 
 
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L-          *LEGAL* - Pre-Paid-Legal* I Was a SALES REP For MANY YEARS!
BUTT NOW MY RECOMENDATIONS ARE TO AVOID THESE LYING,
CHEATING, MONEY GRUBBING BASTARDS, THEY'RE WORTHLESS
STEAL ALL YOU MONEYS & NO-DO-NOTHINGS ALL-TOGETHER !!!
           
                                                                               
                 
 
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M-         *MICRO-HYDRO - Water Power - Info Coming Soon !
               Have a Stream of Running Water ? That's Free Power !
 
 





 
                            *Moving & Hauling Services *! We Know How To Move ;~)))

We will Move your Furnitures or Haul your Freights, across this town or across these states ! Whether it takes an Hour or a Week & so long as it will fit in our "LARGE Air Ride" 26' Diesel "RECYCLED U-HAUL" Van Truck, We are a PROFESSIONAL - Owner "Class-A Licensed", Run Business, with over 20 years of Moving & Hauling Experience in the Trucking Trades, We are a Fully Licensed, Bonded & Insured Business !!! We also have other Box Trailers for the Bigger Moves & a 20' Heavy-Duty Auto Hauler Trailer for your Back-Hoe or Tractors or can even "Tow Behind" a Car or Boat ? We also have the full stock of All the Wrap & Packing Supplies needed for doing the job right... Call for a Free Quote on Prices, Booking Availability & Schedulings for the Greater Fort Worth, Texas & Metroplex & Outer BEYOND Areas... "WE MOVE GREEN" - Re-Using & Recycling ALL that we can on Every Job! Even have "Plans" on Building a Local Bio-Diesel Plant, so we will then Also, improve our over-all GREENY  ;~)))
Get It ??? 

 
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N-          *Natural/Methane Gas Supplies - 
Info Coming Soon !

 
 
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O-         *OXI-HYDRO Devices - More Info Coming Soon !

               (HHO) Soldering, Welding & Cutting Devices - Click Here For Info !
                And Many More Clean Applications Too !!!


        
 
                *OPTIONS for GREEN LIVING - Info Coming Soon !
                        This may become a Discussion Area ???
 


 
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P-          *PLASTICS Products - *NEW Recycled Plastic Pallets, Bumper
                Curbing & Other Products Too* ! - More Info Coming Soon !!!

        

 
                *PLUMBING Supplies - More Products To Come Very Soon !

                TANKLESS-High Efficient Water Heaters are Here !
                Natural Gas or Propane, Indoors or Out, Painted - Stainless Units

                E Z Tankless - CONTINUOUS Flow Hot Water Heaters - Systems,
                COMPACT, EFFICIENT w/UNIQUE AIR INDUCTION DESIGNS !!!
                Get Rid of Them Old Tank Style - ENERGY BURNING Units &
                Get Into a High Efficiency Unit, Today (Why Heat Water Until You
                Need It & Then CUT Your Water Heating Expences $$$By More
                Than Half & Don't Ever Run Out of Hot Water Again with an E Z
                Tankless - CONTINUOUS Hot Water Heater ! So, Install One or
                Two Where-Ever you need it, in Home, Barn, Outside by Pool ?
       While Lowering Your CARBON FOOT PRINT & Being Earth Wise,Too ! 
 
        Click on the E Z Tankless Link Above & See the Many Models & Info's,
              Then Call or E-mail US for Your Pricing & Installations, Today !





 
                *POOLS & SPAS* Supplies ! - Is now the season to install !

                                     

     *NEW* -  PATIO DECKS w/ Wood Burning or Solar Heaters !
    We are now Building Custom Desks with either Wood Burning or Solar 
 Heated Spas !!! Some examples pictured below ! Contact Us for More Info !

        
       



 
                *PONDS & Supplies*Contact US for More Info !

               We Build PONDS ! All Facets, from Excavations of, to the pretty
               Lilies that Float on the "Rain Waters" Surface of the Completed, 
             Including Aqua Life / Critters, Aeration & Filtration Systems, done 
           the TOTALLY GREEN Way ! Here's a Nicer One - We Built last year !

     

                                                                                              
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R-          *RADIANT HEATING Devices - Thru Floor & Solar Heated - 
                Whole Home - Water / Air Devices ! Products In
fo Coming Soon !
     
                *ALSO, See the "W" Section for Our New Outdoors Wood Burning
                Custom Built Hot Water Boilers & Forced Air Furnices Too !!!


 
                *RAIN WATER* -Barrels/Cisterns* ! - CALL- IN STOCK NOW !



 
                *RECYCLING & UP-CYCLING Programs* ! REALLY BIG ONES !

DONATE Your GOOD USED RECYCLABLE & UP-CYCLE - MATERIALS !!!

We WANT & NEED Your GOOD USED RECYCLABLE & UP-CYCLE - DONATED - Materials, Goods, Etc !!! If You have ANY Good Used RECYCLES or UP-CYCLABLE ITEMS, including any SCRAP BUILDING Materials, Ply-Woods, Lumbers, Glue-Lam Beams, Windows, Doors, Etc. or Any Metal Building Materials, Appliances, Vehicles, ETC... We need & will use them ALL for some Local School Solar & Green Construction Building Projects !!! We will even come & Dismantle your used Old Houses or Barns, Etc. for Any Good Materials & We'll Haul them ALL away for you FREE of Any Charges, if you Need or Want it torn down !!! Anyone, Residents or Contractors are Welcome to Please Call 817-768-7052 or CONTACT US HERE for further information !
This is considered a Charity Contribution & we will give Legal Tax Recipes on All Donations for your State & Federal Income Taxes Deductions ! Thanks, John !!!

RECYCLING & UP-CYCLING PLANS, Enabling communities, businesses & individuals to work together toward a Greener & Cleaner Future. I'll now let you in on them.
We have Designed an Internet Petition on this site, Click Here to Go There,
so that YOU can Sign Up / Date Stamp & Make Comments About  & For
YOUR Support of a NEW & TOTAL RECYCLING PLANT, to be Built & Operated BY THE PEOPLE & FOR THE PEOPLE of the Greater FORT WORTH, TEXAS & Surrounding City Areas. 
We ALREADY have Possible Locations & are starting the Campaign for it ! This will be a TOTALLY "GREEN ENERGY" Operation, Independent from ANY UTILITIES, including the water that will be used.
We Plan to Recycle or Up-Cycle EVERY-THING that this Whole Big Area Throws Away...
Sounds Interesting to you ???  Send me some Feedback ?
More Information Coming up Soon on the Funding & Construction Plans !

                    
                     & Up-Cycle !

        

 
                *RURAL & RANCH LIVING - Products Info Coming Soon !

Texas Tool Trailer 1Texas Tool Trailer 3

This is a Neat-Ole Rural Trailer Home that I worked by in the middle of TX...
They know where all their tools are ?  I wondered if they had each one outlined on the walls & what exactly that they did for a living ?  ;~)))



*NEW*- Redneck Recycled & Up-Cycled Products of ALL KINDS... !
Many Custom Made & Very Usable Ideas Available... More to come soon !
Made from ours or your Recyclables ! Use our ideas or come up with some
of your own ? Contact US for Pricing & Availability ! Or just to kick around some innovating thoughts or ideas for your own special projects or needs...
These make for some Great Party or Gag Gifts, but mind ya, there all made
for them real everyday uses & practiclabilities !

 

Multi - Versatile Portable Camping, Spa, Tailgating & Party "Extraordinary" Trailers Are Now Available ! For ALL of Them Outdoors, Sports or NASCAR Loving Enthusiasts, Seriously !!! And the weirder or wilder the ideas & the more of challenge it is for us to build, then that's the way we like em...
'If you got the Money, Honey, I've got the time" & the Green Technologies...

 $ PAYMENT OPTIONS ? $   
SORRY, But We Can Only Accept Cash, Cashiers Checks OR PAYPAL (Click Above Link) Payments at this Time...Thanks...
In House Financing for Larger Project Items & Products is Now Available Upon Request...


     
Members of the Azle,     REMEMBER To RECYCLE & SAVE OUR PLANET !
          Texas Chamber

      LINK To Chamber

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